officialunitedstates:

kingstevis:

officialunitedstates:

im playing grand theft auto and im too nice to steal any cars so i am walking everywhere

Why don’t you just take a taxi?

i hate yellow

violettherainwing:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

garbage-empress:

I literally didn’t know Gorbachev was still alive. This means that, hypothetically, he could see this post:

water-of-the-bong:

kittyb4e:

Where the link op

frogparty:

oceanicgf:

frogparty:

the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

are you ok

pomy granite